Joke of the Day: Outhouse
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Joke of the Day: Outhouse

Man goes to his son and asks ‘Did you tip over the outhouse’?

Son says, ‘Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tipped over the outhouse into the creek’.

Father says ‘That’s it, you’re going to the woodshed for some serious ass-whuppin!’

‘But Father, George Washington told his dad the truth about chopping down the cherry tree and didn’t get punished!’

‘George Washington’s father wasn’t IN the cherry tree!’

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Joke of the Day: Old woman
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Joke of the Day: Old woman

An old woman decides to get a physical after a number of years.

While the doctor is examining her she mentions that over the years she has learned to fart silently and they never smell anymore.

The doctor said “Ok, that’s great”, finishes up the exam, gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in a couple of weeks.

When she returns, she complains that her farts now smell awful. “Good” he said. “Now that we’ve cleared out your sinuses let’s work on your hearing.”
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Joke of the Day: Sweet Wife
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Joke of the Day: Sweet Wife

The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, ‘Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?’

‘My darling’ she replied,’ I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.’

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