Joke of the Day: Snail

Joke of the Day: Snail

A snail walks into a car dealership and he asks the salesman about car customization.

He shows the salesman a car that he’s thinking about buying, but there’s something he wants to change about it.

The salesman asks him what it is.

The snail tells him he wants the letter ‘S’ painted on the doors, roof, and windows, as large as possible.

The salesman wonders why, and the snail responds:

“Because when I drive down the street, I want to hear people say ‘hey, look at that S-car-go!'”


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