The Mexican maid askes for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
Wife: “Now Juanita, why do you want a pay increase?”
Juanita: “Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you do.”
Wife: “Who said that you iron better than me?”
Juanita: “Your husband said so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Juanita: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense. Who said you were a better cook than I am?”
Juanita: “Your husband did.”
Wife, becoming increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Juanita: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you are.”
Wife, seething now, and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”
Juanita: “No Señora…….the gardener did.”
Wife: “Oh, ok! So, how much do you want?”
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