An officer pulls up at the scene of an accident where a car has driven through a field, killed several livestock and crashed into a barn.
He decides to interview John who is struggling to keep his balance and is being propped up by Sarah.
“Been out for a few have we mate?” asks the officer.
“Shuure ave mate” grins John.
“I realise you are very drunk sir,” states the officer, “but that is absolutely no excuse to let your wife drive you home!”
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