Joke of the Day: Octopus in bar

Joke of the Day: Octopus in bar

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He sets the octopus on the bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll bet you $50 this octopus can play any instrument you have.” The bartender agrees and directs him to a piano in the corner. After the octopus sits down and plays a few bars the man asks the bartended to pay up.

“Hold on” says the bartender and hands over a guitar. The octopus takes the guitar, gives it a quick tune and plays a little song. The man again asks the bartender to pay up. “Just a minute, I think I’ve got something else here.” The bartender disappears into the back room for a couple of minutes, comes back out and puts a set of bagpipes down on the bar.

The octopus moves around it, looking confused, picking up the pipes one at a time and putting them back down until the man says, “what’s wrong? Can’t you play it?” The octopus says, “play it? If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off, I’m gonna screw it!”


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