A deaf couple in bed with the lights out are having trouble communicating to each other about whether or not they want to have sex. The husband has tried on a few nights, when the wife just isn’t in the mood.
The wife decides that they need to have a system, so that they will know, in the dark, whether sex is an option for that night.
The wife explains to the husband, “If you’re not in the mood for sex, squeeze my breasts once; if you’re in the mood, squeeze them twice.”
The husband agrees that this is a great idea, and suggests to her, “If you’re in the mood for sex, pull on my penis once. If you’re not in the mood for sex, pull on my penis 300 times.”
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