A 90-year old man walks into a Catholic church confessional. ‘Father,’ he says, ‘I’m 90 years old…been married for 70 years. Yesterday two college girls picked me up at the store. We drove to a motel and I screwed them both!’

‘And are you remorseful?’ asks the priest. ‘Hell no.’ ‘So then what do you think of these sins?’ the priest asks. ‘What sins?’ asks the man. After a slight pause the priest says, ‘my son, what kind of Catholic are you?’ ‘I’m not, I’m an Atheist.’

Confused, the priest finally asks, ‘so why are you telling me this?’ ‘Are you kidding?’ replies the man. ‘I’m 90 years old and I screwed two young girls at once. I’m telling EVERYBODY!’

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