Joke of the Day: Definitely

Joke of the Day: Definitely

A kindergarten teacher asks her class, “who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

A little girl raises her hand and says, “the sky is definitely blue.”

The teacher says, “sorry Susie, but the sky can also be red at sunset and black at night.”

A little boy says, “trees are definitely green.”

The teacher says, “sorry, but trees change colors in the fall.”

Johnny stands up suddenly and blurts out, “does a fart have lumps?”

Horrified, the teacher exclaims, “Johnny, of course not!”

Johnny sits back down and says, “ok, then I’ve definitely shit my pants.”


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