Joke of the Day: Soldier, officer, young woman, and a matron

A soldier, an officer, a young woman, and a matron are sitting in a train compartment. The train goes into a tunnel, and for a moment all is dark. A kiss is heard, followed by a slap. The light comes back, and the officer is rubbing his face.

The matron thinks “that awful officer kissed the young woman and got what he deserved.”

The young woman thinks “that blind fool tried to kiss me, and kissed the old woman instead.”

The officer thinks “That cheeky private kissed the girl and she thought it was me.”

The soldier thinks “That worked out pretty well. I kissed the back of my own hand and got to slap an officer.”


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