Joke of the Day: The 105 year old man
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Joke of the Day: The 105 year old man

A man who just turned 105 is getting interviewed by the paper.

Journalist: “So John, congratulations on turning 105, we are writing a story about your everyday life. What is the first thing you do in the morning?”

John: “I take a piss…..oooh I piss so much!”

Journalist: “Okay John, but I can’t write that in the paper, what’s the second thing you do in the morning?”

John: “I shit, oh boy do I shit!”

Journalist: “John, come on, I can’t write that in the paper either, what’s the third thing you do in the morning?”

John: “I get out of bed..!”

Journalist: “Thank you”

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