Joke of the Day: Truck driver
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Joke of the Day: Truck driver

The cops arrest a truck driver for running over 50 people. They take him to the interrogation room and start questioning him. After a while they tell him to explain what happened as honestly as he could. The truck driver starts,

“I was driving and realized that I had lost all possible means of braking or even slowing down the truck.”

“Go on”.

“I was losing control and had to steer the truck onto a large ground besides the road, to avoid collision with the traffic.”

“Then?”

“I was still unable to slow the truck down, then I realized, to my horror, that I had to make a choice: I could have either steered the truck towards the large crowd which was there for the concert and killed several people or I could have steered the truck towards a hotdog stand where there were only 2 people”

“You moron! Why didn’t you choose to kill the people near the hotdog stand?”

“I did, officer! I crushed one under my truck, but the other one ran into the crowd.”

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