Joke of the Day: Slapped my butt
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Joke of the Day: Slapped my butt

So I was at the bar the other day and suddenly, I feel a large slap on my butt.

Turning around, I spot the ugliest woman imaginable; she was large, heavily tattooed, and caked with metric tonnes of makeup.

She said to me, “Hey there, guy. I saw you over there and thought you should call me.”

I looked her over once again, disgusted, then said, “Do you have a pen?”

She replied “Of course!”

“Well you’d better get back in it before the farmer realizes that you’re gone.”

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