A guy is doing 90 in a 75 and sees lights from police car in the mirror. He thinks furiously for a moment and then floors it, 95… 100.. 110… Finally, with the cop still hot on his tail he slows to a crawl and pulls over to the roadside.

The cop, obviously on edge, cautiously approaches the car as the man rolls down the window and places hands out where they can easily be seen.

“You were going a little fast there,” the cop says “but it is the end of my shift and tonight the boys are coming over for beers and cards, so you have exactly one chance to explain yourself.”

The man, with all the sincerity he could muster, replied “Sir, round about a year ago my wife left me for a state trooper. I tell ya, that nag leaving was the best thing that ever happened to me and I knew it was too good to be true because when I saw your lights in the rearview, I could have sworn you were bringing her back.”

The cop paused for a moment and said “Have a nice day and drive safe.”

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