Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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