Joke of the Day: Husband asks his wife

A husband asks his wife

Husband: Darling, if I lost my vision would you be my eyes?

Wife: Honey, of course I would.

Husband: If I lost my hearing would you be my ears?

Wife: Absolutely sweetheart.

Husband: If I lost my legs would you push me around in a wheelchair?

Wife: You don’t need to ask. Why all the questions?

Husband: I just sprained my wrist…

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