Joke of the Day: Not a good father

A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool.

The lifeguard asks to the class: “Does any one of you already know how to swim?”

Then the little Jerry, all excited, answered: “Yes! I do!”

The thing is, the little Jerry has no arms.

So the lifeguard doesn’t really trust him but the little Jerry insists: “Yeah yeah I can assure you!”

The lifeguard finally tells him to give it a try.

Unexpectedly, the little Jerry swims very well. To the point that the lifeguard asks him: “Where did you learn to swim like that?!”

Little Jerry: “Oh I have experience. Each week-end my father brings me to the coast, throw me into the water and I have to get back to the shore really quick.”

Lifeguard: “Well… It’s a little bit harsh for a method, don’t you think?”

Little Jerry: “Oh no it’s not that big of a deal. The most difficult part is to get out of the plastic bag”.

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