Yo mama so fat…
She go out in high heels and come back in flats!
I pictured her in my head and I broke my neck.
Her selfies are taken on panoramic mode.
When she sits on the bus, she sits ON the bus
Her blood type is ragu rich and meaty.
When she put a teaspoon of water in the bathtub it overflowed
shes on both sides of the family
she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in.
she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
she wears neck deodorant
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