Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.”

Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .”

Kid 1: “As if.”

Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.”

Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.”

Kid 2: “You will in about nine months.”

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