Joke of the Day: Close Shave

Joke of the Day: Close Shave

A man goes for a shave at the barber. As he sits down in the chair, the barber comes over and pulls a small wooden ball out of his apron. “What’s this?”, asked the man curiously. The barber instructs him to put it in his mouth and to put it in his cheeks as he’s shaved. “It will be the closest shave you’ve ever had!” exclaimed the barber.

The shave is going very smoothly and sure enough the man receives the smoothest, closest shave he ever dreamed of. All of a sudden, the man gags a little and swallows the ball accidentally. Horrified he asks, “Now what!?” “No worries”said the barber “bring it back tomorrow like everyone else!”


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