An idiot, a barber, and a bald man go on a journey. At some point in the journey, they decide to set up camp for the night, so they agree to stay awake in four hour shifts to guard their stuff.
The barber, having the first shift, gets bored and so ends up shaving the idiot’s head.
When his shift ends, he wakes up the idiot, who has the second shift. As he’s coming to, the idiot rubs his head and finds he has no hair. “That barber is a right moron!” he exclaims, “He’s got it all wrong and woken the bald man instead of me!”
(this joke from the Philogelos, is over a thousand years old)
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