Joke of the Day: Need Tomatoes
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Joke of the Day: Need Tomatoes

A lady walks into a grocery store looking for tomatoes and can’t seem to find any, so she goes to ask a store clerk.

Lady: Excuse me, could you help me find some tomatoes?

Clerk: Sorry, but we are fresh out.

Lady: You don’t understand, I need these tomatoes, could you check in the back for me?

Clerk: I am sure we don’t have any, but I will go look.

The clerk goes to the back and comes back.

Clerk: Sorry, there aren’t any in the back.

Lady: But you don’t understand, I NEED these.

Clerk: Lady, you’re just not getting it. Let me explain it to you this way. What do you get when you take the “blue” out of blueberries?

Lady: Berries.

Clerk: Okay, what do you get when you take the “Straw” out of strawberries?

Lady: Berries.

Clerk: Now what do you get when you take the “fuck” out of tomatoes?

The lady pauses for a moment…

Lady: There’s no fuck in tomatoes!

Clerk: That is what I have been trying to tell you!”

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