Joke of the Day: Portrait

Joke of the Day: Portrait

A woman is having her portrait painted and instructs the artist to add a gold bracelet to each of her wrists, a strand of pearls around her neck, ruby earrings, and a diamond tiara.

The artist pointed out that would be tantamount to lying.

The woman said “Look, my husband is running around with a young blond. After I die, I want her to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”


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