Joke of the Day: Marooned on an island
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Joke of the Day: Marooned on an island

A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit.

‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it.

She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, ‘When did you last have a drink?’ He said, ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink.

Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, ‘And when was the last time you played around?’ He looks at her in amazement and says: ‘You’re not telling me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?’

Ronnie Corbett (1930 – 2016)

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