Joke of the Day: Walking Dogs
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Joke of the Day: Walking Dogs

Two men are walking their dogs , a Poodle and a German Shepherd. They decide they’d like to go into a bar for a drink. “But we can’t bring our dogs into that bar,” says the Poodle’s human. “No problem,” says the German Shepherd’s human. “Just watch this.” He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar. “Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender. “But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the German Shepherd’s human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair. So, the Poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. “Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender.

“But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the Poodle’s human. The bartender objects, “Hey, Poodles can’t be seeing eye dogs!” The Poodle owner gasps, “What! The agency gave me a poodle?!”

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