Joke of the Day: Democrat Joke & a Republican Joke

Joke of the Day: Democrat Joke & a Republican Joke

Democrat Dating Joke:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

Republican Joke:
The Republican party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party’s political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.


Democrat Dating at to meet single Democrats looking for love.

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