A young couple that were dating a year just moved in together. They went apartment shopping and bought a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy to hang on their bathroom door.

One evening, while getting undressed, the woman playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four”.

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.

Excitedly, she runs to tell her man what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the he crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash…and his legs fall off.

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