Joke of the Day: Blonde Jokes

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.

On the way out of the door the lady at the counter says come again.

The blonde says no, its toothpaste this time.

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Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

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How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

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What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios?

“OMG! Donut seeds!”

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Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

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Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all the W’s.

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