Joke of the Day: Car accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ‘Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.’

The man replies, ‘I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!’

The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.

The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’

The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’

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Joke of the Day: Was he drinking to much?

A driver was swerving all over the road then was pulled over by a police officer. The police officer knocked on the door and said,

“Sir, please blow into this machine”

“Sorry officer, I can’t”

“Why not?”

“Because I have asthma, and it might trigger an asthma attack”

“Okay, could we get a blood sample then?”

“Sorry officer, I can’t”

“Why not?”

“Because I have diabetes, and it might upset my blood sugar level”

“Okay, then just step outside your car and walk in a straight line”

“Sorry officer, I can’t”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m drunk”

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