Joke of the Day: Betty gets her helicopter ride
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Joke of the Day: Betty gets her helicopter ride

Henry and his wife Betty went to the state fair every year, and every year Betty would say, “Henry, I’d like to ride in that helicopter”.

Henry always replied, “I know Betty, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars — and 50 dollars is 50 dollars”.

One year Henry and Betty went to the fair, and Betty said, “Henry, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”

Henry replied, “Betty that helicopter is 50 dollars — and 50 dollars is 50 dollars”.

The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say one word, it’s 50 dollars.”

Henry and Betty agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Betty and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!”

Betty replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Henry fell out, but you know — 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

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