Joke of the Day:  3am knock at the door

Joke of the Day: 3am knock at the door

A man and his wife are woken up at 3 am by a knock on the door. The husband goes downstairs to answer it, and finds a drunk on his porch soaked from the heavy rain outside.

“Can I help you?” asks the husband.

“Yes I’d like a ‘push’ please,” replies the drunk.

The husband replies, “Not a chance, it’s 3 in the morning!” and slams the door shut in the stranger’s face.

“Who was that?” asks the wife as he returns to bed.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a ‘push’,” replies the husband.

“Did you help him?” she asks

“Absolutely not! It’s 3 in the morning and it’s pouring out there!” he responds.

“Well you have a short memory, ” says the wife. “Don’t you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and be ashamed of yourself! Even drunks deserve a chance.”

“You’re right, ” admits the husband. Ashamed, he puts on a coat and runs outside in the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes,” comes the answer.

“Do you still need a push?” He calls out once again.

“Yes please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here…..on the swing,” replied the drunk.


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