Joke of the Day: Doctor’s Advice
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Joke of the Day: Doctor’s Advice

Dugly cannot make his wife orgasm, so he goes to the doctor for some advice.

He goes to the doctor and says, “Look, I just can’t bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it’s a real problem.”

The doctor says, “Well, is it too warm?”

“Yes, it’s absolutely sweltering”

“Then get an air conditioner”

“I can’t afford air conditioner doctor, I’m too poor”

“Well, Dugly, do you have a good friend, I mean a real close friend?”

“Yeah, I’ve got a close friend, Carl”

“Well, ask your friend Carl to stand over you and your wife with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help.”

So, Dugly asks Carl for this favor, who then agrees to help him. That night, Dugly is in bed with his wife, pounding away with Carl fanning them with the towel but it’s doing nothing for her.

Dugly says, “Well this isn’t working, let’s swap.” So Dugly takes the towel and starts wafting Carl, who is now making love to Dugly’s wife. Not long after, Dugly’s wife goes “Oooh… oh that’s it, I’m about to cum, I’m going to cum!”

Dugly shouts, triumphantly, “You see, Carl?! That’s how you waft a fucking towel!”

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