Joke of the Day: Headaches

Joke of the Day: Headaches

After a consultation, the doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You see, your testicles seem to be pressing on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache.

I can relieve the pressure by removing the testicles.”

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in fifteen years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need… a new suit.” He entered the shop and told the man behind the counter, “I’d like a new suit.” The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see… size 44 long.”

Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?” “I’ve been doing this all my life!” the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt to go with the suit?” Joe thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.” The tailor eyed Joe and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.”

Joe was surprised, That’s right, how did you know?” “Been doing this all my life.” Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the tailor asked, “How about some new underwear?” Joe thought for a moment and said, “Sure.”

The tailor said, “Let’s see… size 36.” Joe laughed, and said “No no, I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.”

The tailor shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache!”


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