A boy who loses his eye from an accident goes to the doctor gets a wooden replacement. Of course, he is extremely self-conscious about his new wooden eye and doesn’t make an effort to ask out any of the girls in school.
One day a new girl walks in and he notices she has a prosthetic leg. He figures they can relate to each other and perhaps become friends. They get to know each other and the boy gets to the point where he musters the courage to ask the girl on a date.
The girl is so excited and happy she can hardly believe it. “Would I? WOULD I?”, she exclaims. The boy, crushed by this, screams back, “PEGLEG! PEGLEG!!!”
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