College Football Players

College Football Players

Football Exam Two Alabama Crimson Tide football players, Dugly and Roy, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week.

The exam was “fill in the blank” and the last question read, “Old MacDonald had a____.” Dugly was stumped — he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the teacher wasn’t watching, he tapped Roy in the shoulder. “Roy, what’s the answer to the last question?” Roy laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn’t noticed. He turned to Dugly and said, “Dugly, you’re so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM.” ”

Oh yeah,” said Dugly, “I remember now.” he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Roy on the shoulder, he whispered, “Roy, how do you spell farm?” “You are really dumb, Dugly. that’s so easy,” hissed Roy, “farm is spelled “E-I-E-I-O””

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