A concerned husband goes to his priest. “Father, I think my wife is trying to poison me. Every time she makes me something to eat, the rat poison bottle gets lighter and lighter.”
Troubled by hearing this, the priest tells the man, “I will go and speak with your wife and see what is going on here.”
The priest then heads to their home and sits down with the wife and has a long discussion. He then comes back to talk to the husband.
“I’ve spoken with your wife for over 45 minutes about this”, the priest said.
The husband looks intently at the priest, “Yeah, what should I do?”
The priest calmly says “you should take the poison.”
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