Two blokes were on a plane one day and they were sitting side by side. Coincidentally, they each had one black eye. They started talking.. ‘hey mate do you mind if I ask how you got your black eye?’.
‘Yeah no worries’, the other one responded. ‘I was at the airport check in and when I got to the counter, I couldn’t help but notice the girl at the check in had massive tits, so instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburg I accidentally asked for two pickets to titsburg and she hit me!.. Can I ask how you got yours?’..
‘yeah no worries, it’s actually quiet a similar story to yours’ the other guys says.. ‘I was at home this morning about to eat breakfast with the Mrs and kids and instead of asking me mrs “hey can you please pass me the frosty’s cereal”, I accidentally said “you’ve ruined me life you evil cunt”
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