A transgender redneck decides it’s time for a complete sex change, but he’s not sure he can afford it. He asks the local doctor about his options.
“So you don’t have insurance?” asks the doctor.
“Nope.”
“And no funds for an operation like this?”
“Just 10 bucks I got for scooping them dead raccoons off the highway this weekend.” replies the bumpkin.
“Well, I’ll tell you what. Go buy a half-stick of dynamite from Old Maurice, go out into your field, light the dynamite, and count to 10.” says the doctor.
“How’s that supposed to make me into a woman?” asks the redneck.
“Trust me. I’ve known you for years. It’ll do the trick.”
So the man heads straight to Old Maurice’s shack, gives him $10 for a half-stick of dynamite, and heads home. He walks straight to the middle of his field, lights the dynamite, holds it in his left hand, and as the fuse burns he starts counting off on his fingers:
“One, two, three, four, five… ”
sticks the dynamite between his legs to free his other hand
“… six, seven…”
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