Kid’s weekend

It was Monday morning in Ms. Hill’s kindergarten class, and the kids were taking turns telling the class how they spent their weekend.

Adam raised his hand and said, “I went on a choo-choo!”

Ms. Hill replied, “Very nice Adam, but let’s try to use grown-up words. You went on a train.”

Lisa was next to raise her hand. “I went to the pet store and got a new kitty.”

Again, Ms. Hill reminded the children to use grown-up words. “Lisa, you got a new cat.”

Finally Johnny raised his hand and said, “I read a book with my aunt.” Ms. Hill said, “That’s wonderful! Do you remember the name of the book?”

Johnny stood up tall and proudly exclaimed, “Winnie the Shit!”


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