Deaf book keeper

A mafia boss had a deaf book keeper, hired because he would never overhear anything. One day the boss discovered that his trusty book keeper had been stealing from him for the better part of 30 years, totaling upwards of $18 million. He went to confront the book keeper about his missing money, taking along his personal lawyer, who happened to be fluent in in American Sign Language.

The mob boss barked at his lawyer, “Ask him where my money is!”

“Where’s the money?” the lawyer signed.

The deaf book keeper signed back, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“He says he doesn’t know what your talking about,” said the lawyer.

At that the mafioso took out a pistol. “Tell him I’ll kill him if he doesn’t come clean quick,” he said.

The lawyer signed to the book keeper, “He says he’ll kill you if you don’t tell him right now.”

Trembling, the deaf book keeper signed back, “Okay! The money is in a black suitcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Gino’s house.”

“What did he say?” the mob boss asked the lawyer.

“He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”


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