Two men out fishing

Two men out fishing

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke, he asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”. The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.”.

The first man asks “Can I make a wish? “. Sure says the other man. “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing”. “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says ” I want a Million Bucks “.

The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head. And the guy says to the other ” Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?”. The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”


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