Mental Hospital

Tom and Sarah were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Tom suddenly veered sideways and jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Sarah immediately jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Sarah’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as Sarah’s good deeds indicated that she was mentally stable.

When she went to tell Sarah the news she said, ‘Sarah, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of a person in crisis… I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Tom hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’

Sarah replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?’


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