A farmer takes his cross-eyed cow to the vet. The vet says “I know how to fix this”. So he puts a hose up the cows ass and blows really hard, and BANG! the cows eyes snap back to normal.
A week later the farmer takes his cow back to the vet because his eyes became crossed again. The vet says “I know how to take care of this” and puts a hose up the cows ass again and blows really hard. This time nothing happens. So the vet blows even harder. Again nothing happened.
So the vet says to the farmer “you want to give it a try?” So the farmer pulls the hose out, turns the hose around and sticks the other end of the hose in the cows ass.. the vet says “what are you doing?” And the farmer says “whaddya think I want your germs?
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