A Harvard grad with a PhD (we’ll call him John) and a redneck with a 5th grade education (we’ll call him Bubba) are in a contest, and at the end of this contest (the type doesn’t matter), their scores are tied. The host of the contest informs the two men that to break the tie, they’ll have 5 minutes to come up with a 4-line poem that must use a word that he’s about to reveal to them, upon which the judges will decide who has the best poem. He them gives them the word–Timbuktu–and the 5 minutes starts. When the time is up, the host asks John for his poem, upon which John recites the following: Across the hot and dusty sands rides a desert caravan Men on camels, two by two Destination: Timbuktu

The crowd watching the contest erupts with cheers and everyone just assumes John has this contest in the bag. When the cheers subside, the host asks Bubba for his poem, upon with he recites the following:

Tim and I a-huntin’ went Found some girls in a pop-up tent They was three, and we was two So I bucked one, and Tim bucked two

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