Black eye

Black eye

Teacher : What’s wrong? Why do you have a black eye?

John: Our house is very small. My mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, “John are you sleeping?” Then I say “No” & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye.

Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet. don’t answer.

The following morning John comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher: My goodness, Why the black eye again ?

John: Dad asked me again, John are you sleeping ? I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a Hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you coming?” Mum said, “Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?” Dad answered “Yes.” They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, “wait for me, I’m coming too.”


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