A man dies and wakes up in heaven. After he walks through the pearly gates, he finds a ladder going to another floor. He climbs up, and finds an ugly looking woman. The woman goes, “Do me, or climb the ladder to success.” The man, turned off by the woman’s looks, continues up the ladder.

He then finds a decent looking woman. She goes, “Do me, or climb the ladder to success.” The man continues to climb up the ladder.

On the next floor, he finds the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. She then goes, “Do me hard, or climb the ladder to success.” The man resists his instincts and climbs up the ladder again.

He then reaches the top. He finds the nastiest, fattest old man he has ever seen. The old man goes, “Hi, my name is Cess.”
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