We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married.

My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea!

My girlfriend?

She is a dream!

But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister…

This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses.

Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear.

She never did that in front of someone else!

One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations.

When I arrived she was alone.

She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she can’t overcome them.

She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister.

I was shocked and could not say a word…

She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her.

I froze and looked at her going up the stairs.

Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me.

I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door. I opened it and I walked to the car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: “I’m glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!”

Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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A man dies and wakes up in heaven. After he walks through the pearly gates, he finds a ladder going to another floor. He climbs up, and finds an ugly looking woman. The woman goes, “Do me, or climb the ladder to success.” The man, turned off by the woman’s looks, continues up the ladder.

He then finds a decent looking woman. She goes, “Do me, or climb the ladder to success.” The man continues to climb up the ladder.

On the next floor, he finds the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. She then goes, “Do me hard, or climb the ladder to success.” The man resists his instincts and climbs up the ladder again.

He then reaches the top. He finds the nastiest, fattest old man he has ever seen. The old man goes, “Hi, my name is Cess.”
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A very beautiful women was depressed and wanted to kill herself. She goes to the overpass of a local highway to jump down 100 feet into a ravine.

Before she could climb up the barrier, a disgusting and repulsive homeless man comes up and asks, “Hey what are you doing?!” The beautiful woman replied, “I am going to kill myself. This life isn’t worth living anymore.” The homeless man is very shocked at why she would do this and he decides he needs to help.

The concerned hobo asks “well, ma’am, if you’re going die anyways how about a quickie?” Disgusted, the woman lashes back “With you? You are gross. No way!” The seemingly unphased derelict shrugs his shoulders and replies “ok I’ll see you at the bottom” and walks away.

That homeless man saved that woman’s life that day.

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