Young Warren moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100…

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.”

Warren replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Warren said, “OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.”

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

Warren said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

Warren said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later, the farmer met up with Warren and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”

Warren said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $925.00.”

The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Warren said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”

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