A Native American shaman dies and his only student isn’t very good…
A Native American shaman dies and his only student isn’t very good but he can’t let his people down so when they ask him if snow is coming he tells them.
“I must go and speak with the spirits. All of you cut firewood until I get back though just in case.” And so the whole tribe begins cutting wood and the new shaman goes to “Talk with the spirits” by walking through the woods, crossing the highway, finding a payphone and calling the weather service.
“Will it snow soon?” He asks.
“Yes” they reply, and it looks like it’ll be very bad.
So he crosses back over the highway and through the woods back to his tribe.
“The spirits have spoken!” He told them “The snow will be coming soon and be very bad, we must prepare and cut more lumber!”
For the next week the tribe works night and day cutting firewood. It no snow comes and they approached the new shaman again.
“We see no signs of snow” they cried “The spirits must be wrong. Please go and make sure they said it would snow.”
“I will go and speak with the spirits again. All of you cut firewood until I get back though just in case.” And so the whole tribe continues cutting wood and the new shaman goes to “Talk with the spirits” by walking through the woods, crossing the highway, finding a payphone and calling the weather service.
“Are you sure it will snow soon?” He asks.
“Yes” they reply, and it looks like it’ll be very bad.much worse than we thought the first time.”
So he crosses back over the highway and through the woods back to his tribe.
“It will be a terrible snow! We must work harder to ensure our survival this winter!” He told the tribe. And so the tribe worked even harder, clearing the land for firewood but still the snow never came.
A week later the the tribe approached the shaman again.
“Surely this must be enough firewood, we’ve cut down so many of our trees and still no snow.Please make sure the spirits are correct.”
“I must go and speak with the spirits. All of you cut firewood until I get back though just in case.” And so the whole tribe begins cutting wood and the new shaman goes to “Talk with the spirits” by walking through the woods, crossing the highway, finding a payphone and calling the weather service.
“Are you positive it will snow soon?” He asks.
“Yes, dreadfully bad! Impossibly bad!” they reply.
“How can you tell it will be so bad?” He asks
“Well our maps don’t show a cloud in the sky but the local Native American tribe has cut down half a damn forest for firewood!”
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