A teacher asks the children in her class what they did last weekend…
“I went out for the day, and rode on the choo choo”, said Mikey.
“Mikey”, said the teacher, “we don’t use childish and immature language in my class. You rode on a train… Tom?”
“My dad and I went go-karting but I crashed and got a boo boo”, said Tom.
“Tom, I just said we do not use immature and childish words. You injured yourself… And class, I don’t want to hear any of you use silly, childish, immature words. Okay, Johnny?”
“My mum and dad took me to the cinema to see the new Christopher Robin film with that bear Winnie The Shit.”