A man is walking to his car late at night
When he sees a woman on a shady corner. He goes up to ask if she’s alright and she responds
“I’m a hooker, are you interested?”
The man decides to live a little and takes her up on her offer and they go back to his car and go at it like rabbits.
Some time during, a cop pulls up and knocks on the window.
“Excuse me sir what exactly are you doing?”
The man answers “I’m having sex with my wife”
The cop replies with “I apologize, I didn’t know.”
The man responds with “Me neither until you shined that flashlight”
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